Birthdays in retrospect...
When I turned one, I had the mumps. When I turned 6, my sister gave me a giant pair of underwear with my name on them. I cried about it. When I turned 13, my slumber party turned epic, when the boys slumber party from down the street came to visit at 4 a.m. When I turned 21, I blacked out from too many Skylabs and hurricanes. I was carried home by my two best friends and had my first...